Diary of an Ekiti Corper

Diary of an Ekiti Corper

By Adeyeye Maryam Adedoyin

Olorun Oba o, this man has to really go thank his stars that I'm not an alaileko and give offerings that the Ibadan in me was carefully concealed in the Khaki, 
If not ehn? I would have successfully helped disgrace his local government plus state of origin.

But come here,
shey won fi se yin ni?(Have they used it to do you?)
abi how will someone explain the same style every blessed day nitori olorun?

In fact, I am beginning to imagine the number of Engineers they have in this state because they have all been engineers,all dressed in cockroach infested coats(not suit o) and be toasting someone insaid the Taasin(taxi, when I'm not bread).

That last one even did good shaid and paid the Fare but you won't believe that this one was even asking if I was going to pay his(when Iya Moria didn't slap my cheeks with the other side of the breast).

He was now adjusting his coat aayan and asking if I'm a Corper (Rara,na fire brigade cum girls scout uniform dey my neck nah,oniranu). 
If you had paid, maybe,Azin,maybe I would have even listened to you but with the current situazon in our orileede, mi o Lara ofo o padi mi(I don't have the body for loss at all at all), Off to CDS I waka...
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