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MARRIAGE SOFTWARE

*MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....*
I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour.
A young husband wrote this to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
.... The Systems Analyst replied:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,"
Systems Analyst.
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Diary of an Ekiti Corper

Diary of an Ekiti Corper

By Adeyeye Maryam Adedoyin

Olorun Oba o, this man has to really go thank his stars that I'm not an alaileko and give offerings that the Ibadan in me was carefully concealed in the Khaki, 
If not ehn? I would have successfully helped disgrace his local government plus state of origin.

But come here,
shey won fi se yin ni?(Have they used it to do you?)
abi how will someone explain the same style every blessed day nitori olorun?

In fact, I am beginning to imagine the number of Engineers they have in this state because they have all been engineers,all dressed in cockroach infested coats(not suit o) and be toasting someone insaid the Taasin(taxi, when I'm not bread).

That last one even did good shaid and paid the Fare but you won't believe that this one was even asking if I was going to pay his(when Iya Moria didn't slap my cheeks with the other side of the breast).

He was now adjusting his coat aayan and asking if I'm a Corper (Rara,na fire brigade cum girls scout uniform dey my neck nah,oniranu). 
If you had paid, maybe,Azin,maybe I would have even listened to you but with the current situazon in our orileede, mi o Lara ofo o padi mi(I don't have the body for loss at all at all), Off to CDS I waka...
#DiaryofanEkitiKorper

TRANSFER WINDOW UPDATE...............DEADLINE DAY DONE DEAL

Deadline Day recap: All the action as it happened

THE TRANSFER WINDOW has closed - take a look at how all the deadline day action unfolded.

By Olabode Aderemi Temitayo

As Nigeria is undergoing Economic Recession, EPL transfer is skyrocketing...what an irony.......

This summer transfer deals has surpassed the 1 billion pounds earmarked and here is a list of all the cheeky deadline done deal

In two of the day’s standout deals, David Luiz completed a stunning return to CHELSEA while Tottenham secured the services of Moussa Sissoko with a dramatic last-ditch bid.

DAVID LUIZ - PSG to CHELSEA (undisclosed)

Super MARIO BALOTELLI become nice when DAVID LUIZ say yes to CONTE.....JACK WILSHERE sign for AFCB

JACK WILSHERE - ARSENAL to Bournemouth (loan)

Moussa Sissoko - Newcastle to Tottenham (£30m)

JOE HART - MANCHESTER CITY to Torino (loan)

WILFRIED BONY - MANCHESTER CITY to Stoke (loan)

Islam Slimani - Sporting Lisbon to LEICESTER (undisclosed)

MARIO BALOTELLI - LIVERPOOL to Nice (free)

Samir Nasri - Manchester City to Sevilla (loan)

ELIAQUIM MANGALA - MANCHESTER CITY to Valencia (loan)

Enner Valencia - West Ham to Everton (loan)

Gokhan Inler - LEICESTER to Besiktas (undisclosed fee)

Alvaro Arbeloa - REAL MADRID to West Ham (free)

Serge Gnabry - ARSENAL to Werder Bremen (undisclosed)

Marcos Alonso - Fiorentina to CHELSEA (undisclosed)

Georges-Kevin Nkoudou - Marseille to Spurs (undisclosed)

Hal Robson-Kanu - West Brom (free)

Jason Denayer - MANCHESTER CITY to Sunderland (loan)

Shani Tarashaj - Everton to Eintracht Frankfurt (loan)

Lee Grant - Derby to Stoke (loan)

Didier Ndong - Lorient to Sunderland (£13.6million)

Jeff Hendrick - Derby to Burnley (undisclosed fee)

Adama Traore - Aston Villa to Middlesbrough (undisclosed)

Albert Adomah - Middlesbrough to Aston Villa (undisclosed)

Luis Alberto - LIVERPOOL to Lazio (undisclosed)

Bruno Martins Indi - Porto to Stoke (loan)

Philipp Wollscheid - Stoke to Wolfsburg (loan)

Kenneth Omeruo - CHELSEA to Alanyaspor (loan)

Luke Croll - Crystal Palace to Exeter (loan)

Mustapha Carayol - Middlesborugh to Notts Forest (loan)

Rhoys Wiggins - Bournemouth to Birmingham (loan)

Cristian Cuevas - CHELSEA to Sint-Truidense (loan)

Tom Anderson - Burnley to Chesterfield (loan)

Jonny Williams - Crystal Palace to Ipswich (loan)

Shay Facey - MANCHESTER CITY to Heerenveen (loan)

Hiram Boateng - Crystal Palace to Bristol Rovers (loan)

Sullay Kaikai - Crystal Palace to Brentford (loan)

Dean Henderson - MANCHESTER UNITED to Grimsby (loan)

Cameron McJannett - Luton to Stoke (undisclosed)

Dominic Gape - Southampton to Wycombe (loan)

JUAN CUADRADO - CHELSEA to JUVENTUS (loan)

Sean Murray - Watford to Swindon (free)

Andre Wisdom - LIVERPOOL to Red Bull Salzburg (loan)

Clinton Njie - Tottenham to Marseille (loan)

Kean Bryan - MANCHESTER CITY to Bury (loan)

Charlie Colkett - CHELSEA to Bristol Rovers (loan)

Dael Fry - Middlesbrough to Rotherham (loan)

Aiden McGeady - Everton to Preston (loan)

Fredrik Ulvestad - Burnley to Charlton (loan)

Lucas Piazon - CHELSEA to Fulham (loan)

Keshi Anderson - Crystal Palace to Bolton (loan)

Cammeron Dummigan - Burnley to Oldham (undisclosed)

Christian Atsu - CHELSEA to Newcastle (loan)

Marvin Emnes - Swansea to Blackburn (loan)

Ikechi Anya - Watford to Derby (undisclosed)

Rickie Lambert - West Brom to Cardiff (undisclosed

Jake Clarke-Salter - CHELSEA to Bristol Rovers (loan)

Luke McGee - Tottenham to Peterborough (loan)

Nathan Oduwa - Tottenham to Peterborough (loan)

Eunan O'Kane - Bournemouth to Leeds (undisclosed)

Pau Lopez - Espanyol to Tottenham (loan)

Alex Jakubiak - Watford to Fleetwood (loan)

Ryan Inniss - Crystal Palace to Southend (loan)

Alex Baptiste - Middlesbrough to Preston (loan)

Allan Nyom - Watford to West Brom (undisclosed)

Daniel Lafferty - Burnley to Sheff Utd (loan)

Glen Kamara - ARSENAL to Colchester (loan)

James Weir - MANCHESTER UNITED to Hull (undisclosed)

Baily Cargill - Bournemouth to Gillingham (loan)

Adam Reach - Middlesbrough to Sheffield Wednesday (undisclosed)

20 Sex Positions That will give her Orgasm Every Time

With these mind-blowing, orgasm-inducing techniques, she’ll never need to fake it again.

Listen up, gentlemen. We know you want to please your lady (or, if you're single, the ladies) in the bedroom—and they sure as hell want you to do it, too.

But here's the truth: While most guys think they're blowing her mind, more often than not, they're missing the mark.

"Women know that most guys want them to reach O-land, and they don't want to disappoint," says Dorian Solot, a sex educator and co-author of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. "So all too often, women fake orgasms, or just let their partner assume they had one."

But don't settle for disappointing. Stick to these positions. Believe us: Both you—and she—will know that they work.

1. Missionary

According to sex experts, women get the most pleasure out of basic missionary sex. "Interestingly, when we surveyed women, good old-fashioned missionary position was the overall favorite. There's nothing fancy about it, but women said they loved the closeness and the intimacy of having their partner's weight on them," says Solot.

But in order for missionary position to be most effective, make sure you're entering her at the correct angle, says Los Angeles-based sex expert and radio host Lora Somoza. "By going in diagonally—rather than straight in and out—there's more friction for clitorial stimulation, which is best, since that's how most women achieve orgasm."

2. Reverse Cowgirl

In this position, the man is either lying down or in a sitting position, and the female straddles him backwards — facing his feet instead of his face. It's a key position that also allows easy access to the clitoris, says sexologist and sexuality educator Megan Andelloux. "Because of the easier clitoral access, this position is the one that is most likely to facilitate an orgasm because direct clitoral stimulation is easy to engage in."

3. Doggie Style

Doggie style is a great position for the woman because it allows her to have optimal control. "She is able to adjust her range of motion for an angle that feels best," says Amy Levine, a sex coach and founder of Ignite Your Pleasure. "He can likely stimulate her G-spot and have access to her clitoris with his hand, her hand or a toy, like a small bullet-shaped vibrator."

But make sure to use your hands for clitoral stimulation too while in the doggie style position, says sexologist Gloria Brame, Ph.D. "She will rarely have an orgasm if you're not doing something manually in front at the same time," she says.

4. Girl on Top

Another position that allows her to have the most control of her orgasm is when she's the one on top, facing forward. But the position still needs to be a joint effort, Somoza explains. "You can help her by moving her hips up and down. It's a communication thing," she says. Levine adds that when the woman is on top, "she's in control of the depth and motion, as well as having easy access to her clitoris for pleasure."

5. Spooning

If your lady doesn't prefer deep penetration, Andelloux suggests spooning. It’s also good "if you're into lazy morning Sunday sex playtime. It concentrates on stimulation of the front portion of the vagina or rectum, which is where the most nerves are located in the genitals." Andelloux explains that spooning is pleasurable because it creates a tighter fit in the vagina and rectum, so if a woman is looking for more stimulation from her partner’s fingers or penis... spoon away.

6. Crisscross

According to Marshall Miller, a sex educator and co-author of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide, this is another great position for clitoral stimulation. "Both partners are lying down. The woman is on her back and the guy is on his side. She has her legs draped over his middle like a giant X," he says. "Since your bodies aren't squished against each other, either you or she can reach down to rub her clitoris, what most women need to reach the Big O."

7. The Pillow Technique

Many sex experts agree that positions often become more pleasurable for a woman when a pillow or blanket is added to create a new angle of entry. In missionary, Levine says to "put a pillow under her tush to give a pelvic lift. That can also help the man rub her g-spot with his penis." Brame says it's a tip that is often underutilized, and that you can even use furniture or yoga props. "Certain angles for some women won't be comfortable," he says. "Ask her what is working for her."

8. Coital Alignment Technique

This position, created by psychotherapist Edward Eichel, is considered by many to be the "greatest sex position in the world." Start in a normal missionary position with your full body weight on top of the woman, not resting on your elbows. Move forward so that the base of your penis (your pubic bone) is making direct contact with her clitoris. Her legs should be around your thighs and you should be moving together in a rhythmic, rocking motion. "Some swear that this position allows for the closest physical connection and the best clitoral stimulation based on his positioning," says Levine.

9. Ankles Up

"When you're on top of somebody or flat, you can't always achieve full penetration," says Brame—which is why adjusting her leg positioning allows for deeper contact. "You have to put her ankles up over your shoulders. It allows you to go as deep inside of her as possible and hit her G-spot." The same deepness can also be achieved by her bending her knees or placing the soles of her feet on your chest. 

10. Kneeling  

This is a simple woman-on-top position where she's (duh) kneeling on an arm chair or bed, straddling you. "It's the best way for her to have control over penetration and when you both climax since she can slow down or speed up, grind and thrust at her own pace," Brame says. "Even women who don't necessarily want to be in control in bed might enjoy if their partner grips her arms or hips and helps steer their movements."  

11. Edge of the Bed  

Like the Ankles Up position, this encourages deep penetration since she's lying on her back with her hips at the edge of the bed, and you're entering from under her legs (which can rest on your torso or fall over the edge of the bed). However, it can be difficult to get comfortable if the bed is too low and your groin isn't in line with hers. "More likely, you'll need to lower yourself or bend over her to penetrate fully, but it's sexy on the edge of the bed because it feels like you couldn't actually wait to get to the pillow," Brame says. Plus, she gets a direct view of the action.

12. Cowgirl with a Twist

This takes Cowgirl up a notch. She kneels and straddles you, while you're flat on your back. The twist is you bend your knees, supporting her butt. From here, she can push off your chest to help control as she slides up and down against your thighs. Because there's less stress on her legs and she's in control, she can delay your climax and get the right rhythm. Plus, you can grab onto her hips or thighs and meet each thrust.

13. The Bridge

From Missionary position, sit up so your weight is supported on your ankles, knees spread wide. Have her lie on her back, feet flat on the bed. From here, she'll arch her hips into a low bridge position. "By arching to met your penis, you can join your bodies at the perfect angle and get maximum penetration," Brame says. Prop some pillows under her back to keep the position from becoming uncomfortable. 

14. Belly Down

This will present some new sensations since she's on bottom, lying face-down on the bed while you lie down on top of her (or hover above her in a semi-pushup position, entering from behind. Her legs should be straight and her hips slightly raised to meet you. This will put your penis right in line with her g-spot and give you a super snug fit. "Never hesitate to use a good water-based lube to help glide into positions," Brame advises; "you may not slide in her as easily as you do in Missionary." And like The Bridge, you can prop pillows underneath her abdomen to raise her vagina into a better angle; this is especially helpful if you have very different heights.

15. Standing Against a Wall

"This is one of the oldest, fastest ways to have a quickie," Brame says, and it works best when she's the one against the wall. With her shoulders and back resting against the wall for support, have her lean her pelvis forward and wrap a leg around your waist to control your speed and penetration. "It seems like an easy position, but it's really best for similar-height lovers (a really tall guy with a really short girl will find challenging, and vice versa), and if she has strong legs," she adds.

16. Bent-at-the-Waist

Stand behind her, then have her hinge and bend at the waist while you enter from behind. Bending at the waist tightens her vaginal walls and creates more friction; plus penetration is easy from this angle. Though Brame advises: "This is best performed when a woman has some kind of support in front of her, like a table, sink, or piece of furniture to hang on to." It'll actually work in your favor if she's anchored to something; one hand can grip her hip for support while the other reaches around to stimulate her clitoris. 

17. Missionary with a Twist

As the name implies, you'll both turn onto your sides from the missionary position, using your arms to supporting each other and intertwining your legs to get more leverage and the best fit. "The charm of this position is that you move very slowly and try to stay connected the whole time, essentially rolling to the side while still having intercourse," Brame says. She'll also have constant clitoral stimulation, which is so important for the female orgasm. 

18. Cross-Legged

You don't need to be flexible enough to sit completely cross-legged like a pretzel, you just need to be able to get into a seated position with your erection facing up. From here, she'll sit in your lap, facing you and wrapping her legs around your hips/waist. You'll achieve maximum penetration and she can be fully in control either riding you or rocking her hips while she holds onto your shoulders for support.  

19. The Spider

Both of you are seated on the bed, facing-to-face, with your legs pointed toward one another, leaning on your hands for support (imagine you're doing a crab walk). Next, have her walk her feet over your body so they're on either side of your hips or flat on the bed. Her hips should be positioned between your spread legs, giving you full access to penetrate. Instead of thrusting, you'll rock back and forth. The beauty of this position is you can still maintain eye contact while viewing the action, and she can control the angle, speed, and motion to climax. 

20. The Pretzel

An imaginative position, you combine bits and pieces of Face-to-Face and Doggie-Style. As she's lying on her left side, you'll kneel and straddle her left leg while she bends her right leg around your waist. "You should do positions because they're fun and make you happy," Brame says. "Feel free to follow your natural inclination to find better, hotter sensations, which can mean sitting up, rolling over, pretzeling or doggy-styling." In short, it's all about what keeps you engaged and satisfied in bed. And you won't know what does that until you're hot and heavy in the midst of it.

EPL WEEK 3 ROUND-UP

Chelsea swept to the top of the Premier League with a 3-0 victory over Burnley, while Arsenal won 3-1 at Watford to ease the pressure on Arsene Wenger on Saturday.
After a dismal title defence last season, Chelsea look revitalised under new manager Antonio Conte and the Italian was able to celebrate his third successive win after the most emphatic display of his brief reign.
Second-placed Manchester United are behind Chelsea only on goals scored after Marcus Rashford struck deep into second-half stoppage time to snatch a 1-0 win at Hull City.
So disappointing last term, Eden Hazard has made a vibrant start to the new campaign and the Belgium midfielder put Chelsea ahead with a superb run and clinical finish from the edge of the penalty area in the ninth minute at Stamford Bridge.
Willian was back for Chelsea after recovering from a calf injury and the Brazil winger doubled their lead in the 41st minute before Nigeria's Victor Moses came off the bench to net the hosts' third in the 89th minute.
"It was a good performance. We have started very well this season but we must know we can improve," Conte said.
"Eden Hazard must be this decisive in every game and I'm pleased because I saw it today."
At Vicarage Road, Arsenal's first victory of the season, after losing to Liverpool and drawing with Leicester City, should silence Wenger's critics at least temporarily.
Failing to win their first two matches while struggling to make an impact in the transfer market had prompted some Arsenal fans to turn on Wenger again after many protested against him last season.
But there were no complaints as Arsenal took the lead in the ninth minute when Santi Cazorla stroked home a penalty after Nordin Amrabat elbowed Alexis Sanchez.
Chile forward Sanchez increased Arsenal's advantage five minutes before half-time with a deft touch over Watford goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes.
Mesut Ozil was making his first start of the season after being rested following Euro 2016 and Arsenal's German playmaker made up for lost time with a headed goal in first-half stoppage time.
Watford's Roberto Pereyra reduced the deficit in the 57th minute, but the Hornets remain winless.
"I believe we shot ourselves in the foot in the first game and were under huge pressure," Wenger said.
"Today we had a good solid performance but at the moment we are not completely there physically and you could see that in the second half."
At the KCOM Stadium, United secured their third successive win under Mourinho as teenage striker Rashford finally turned their pressure into a tangible reward.
Frustrated by a resolute Hull defence, United won it in the second minute of stoppage time when substitute Rashford bagged his first goal of the season with a tap in from Wayne Rooney's low cross.
Leicester finally secured the first win of their title defence with a 2-1 success against Swansea City at the King Power Stadium.
Claudio Ranieri's side took the lead in the 32nd minute when Jamie Vardy finished off a typically efficient counter-attack from the champions and captain Wes Morgan lashed in the second in the 52nd minute.
Riyad Mahrez wasted a chance to make it three when the winger's penalty was saved by Lukasz Fabianski and there was more frustration for Leicester when goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel came off injured.
But Leroy Fer's 80th-minute goal for Swansea came too late to rescue a point for the visitors.
Danny Rose's 72nd-minute equaliser earned Tottenham Hotspur a 1-1 draw with Liverpool at White Hart Lane.
James Milner gave Liverpool a deserved lead with a penalty in the 43rd minute after Roberto Firmino went down under the slightest contact by Erik Lamela.
But a sustained spell of second-half pressure climaxed when the unmarked Rose drilled home to preserve Tottenham's unbeaten record.
Everton won 1-0 against Stoke City at Goodison Park after Leighton Baines' penalty was pushed onto a post by Shay Given, only for the ball to rebound off the goalkeeper's head into the net for an own goal.
Southampton rescued a dramatic 1-1 draw against Sunderland as Jay Rodriguez's 85th-minute strike crept past goalkeeper Jordan Pickford to cancel out Jermain Defoe's 80th-minute penalty at St Mary's.
Scott Dann's late leveller gave Crystal Palace a 1-1 draw against fellow strugglers Bournemouth at Selhurst Park.
Josh King had fired Bournemouth in an 11th-minute lead before Palace midfielder Yohan Cabaye missed a penalty.

How to last Longer in bed

By Olabode Aderemi Temitayo
You know this scenario all too well. You and your girl are having sex and it is going really well just when you cannot hold on for a second longer. You know that your orgasm is approaching and there is nothing that you can do about it. Then you are left completely ashamed and embarrassed while your partner has no idea what is going on.
Premature ejaculation is a problem that affects a lot of men. It definitely takes its toll on a man's self-esteem when he feels like he is inadequate. If you have had problems with not lasting long enough in bed before, then you know how hard it can be. You just want to be able to please your woman so she will enjoy having sex with you but right now she isn't satisfied. It is over just as she is getting into it and it frustrates her.
Since men are so desperate for a solution, they start to think irrationally and will spend money on any product they find. Don't fall victim to the false claims. You can last longer in bed without medication. It is a waste of both your time and you money if you think that buying some pill is going to help you out.
If you want to last longer in bed without medication, then there are some things that you can try. Purchase a tingling lubricant with spearmint in it. This lube will numb your body so you aren't as sensitive in bed and the tingling sensation will feel great to your girl.

Premature ejaculation is a problem that plagues a lot of men. It is a very embarrassing problem that can be devastating to your relationship. You should be able to please your woman on a nightly basis and it sure is a shot to your self esteem when you see her constantly disappointed. However, there is information out there that can help you to stop premature ejaculation and to start lasting longer in bed tonight. To find out more about how to stop premature ejaculation

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How to prevent and treat those stubborn and recurring PIMPLES, ZILTS and Black Spots

10 easy remedy to that stubborn and recurring pimples

By Olabode Aderemi Temitayo             12th of April 2016

Pimples are a normal skin condition that affect many people. Pimples are an inflammation of the skin in which the sebaceous glands (oil glands) become infected with bacteria, swell up, and fill with pus.

Excess sebum secretion by the oil glands is the primary cause behind this problem. Pimples generally occur on the face, neck, back and shoulders. Though not a critical condition, pimples can make a person feel miserable due to their appearance.

There are a lot of lotions and medicines on the market to treat pimples but they can take time. Many natural methods are effective in treating pimples within a very short time period.

Here are the top 10 ways to get rid of pimples fast.

1. Ice

Ice can be used to quickly reduce the redness, swelling and inflammation of pimples. It helps in improving blood circulation to the affected area, and in tightening the skin pores and removing dirt and oil accumulated on the skin. You can use ice cubes or crushed ice, whichever is convenient.

Use this Ice Remedy to Remove Your Pimples

i. Wrap the ice in a piece of cloth and hold it on the affected skin area for a few seconds.

ii. Wait a few minutes and repeat the process.

2. Lemon

Another quick way to get rid of pimples is the use of lemon juice, which is rich in vitamin C. Lemon juice helps pimples dry up faster. Be sure to use fresh lemon juice and not bottled juice, which has preservatives. There are a couple of ways to apply this remedy.

*.Dip a clean cotton swab in fresh lemon juice and apply it to the pimples before going to bed.

*.You can also mix one tablespoon of lemon juice with one teaspoon of cinnamon powder and put it on the pimples overnight. In the morning, wash the skin well with lukewarm water. However, this particular remedy is not suitable for those with sensitive skin.

3. Tea Tree Oil

Tea tree oil is excellent for treating acne and pimples. It has antibacterial properties that help fight the bacteria that cause these skin problems.

Plus, its soothing properties help reduce the redness and inflammation of pimples. It also helps dry out blackheads and whiteheads.

*.Just dip a cotton ball in tea tree essential oil and dab it on the affected area. Rinse your face after 15 to 20 minutes.

*.Another option is to mix a few drops of tea tree oil in 1 tablespoon of Aloe Vera gel. Apply it on your pimples and blemishes, leave it on for 20 minutes and then rinse it off.

Note: Steer clear of tea tree oil if you have sensitive skin.

4. Toothpaste

The toothpaste that you use every morning to clean your teeth also can be used to treat pimples quickly. It is most effective when used following the ice remedy. You must use white toothpaste; avoid using gel toothpaste.

i. Apply some white toothpaste over the affected skin area before going to bed.

ii. In the morning, wash your face with water and you will see a significant improvement in the swelling.

If you wish, you can repeat the process in the daytime also. Just make sure the toothpaste remains on the pimples for at least half an hour.

5. Steam

Steaming is wonderful for your skin at any time, but particularly when you have pimples. The steam will open your pores and allow your skin to breathe. This helps get rid of oils, dirt and bacteria trapped in the pores that can cause infection or inflammation.

i. Fill a large container with hot water and allow the steam to come in contact with your face for a few minutes.

ii. Rinse your face with lukewarm water and, after drying, apply an oil-free moisturizer.

6. Garlic

Garlic is an antiviral, antifungal, antiseptic and antioxidant agent that can help in the fast treatment of pimples. The sulphur in garlic also promotes quick healing of pimples.

i. Cut a fresh garlic clove into two pieces.

ii. Rub the garlic on the pimples and leave it for five minutes before washing the skin with lukewarm water.

iii. Repeat the treatment several times a day.

Eating one raw garlic clove daily can also help purify your blood. But do not to eat too much raw garlic as it can upset the stomach.

7. Baking Soda

Baking soda is another effective home remedy to get rid of pimples because it helps exfoliate the skin to remove excess oil, dirt and dead skin cells.

i. Make a thick paste by mixing one teaspoon of baking soda with some water or lemon juice.

ii. Wash your skin well, leaving it slightly damp. Apply the paste on the affected areas and allow it to dry for a few minutes. Never keep baking soda on your skin for longer than a few minutes as it can cause dryness or irritation.

iii. Wash your face with warm water.

iv. Repeat the process twice a day for quick results.

8. Honey

Honey is a source of natural antibiotics that can speed up the healing process, as well as help prevent infections.

i. Dip a clean cotton swab in honey, put it directly on the affected area and leave it on for half an hour.

ii. Wash the skin well with lukewarm water.

iii. Do this a few times a day.

Another option is to mix honey and cinnamon together to make a paste and applying it over the pimples before going to bed. In the morning, there will be less inflammation or swelling. Wash the skin well with cold water.

9. Cucumber

Cucumber is a rich source of potassium and vitamins such as A, C and E. It also has a cooling and soothing effect on the skin.

i. Cut one or two fresh cucumbers into pieces and soak them in water for about an hour. The nutrients, such as vitamin A, potassium and chlorophyll will transfer to the water.

ii. Strain the water and drink it, or use the water to wash your face.

You can also make a face mask by grinding one cucumber. Apply the mask on your face and allow it to dry for 15 minutes. Wash your skin with warm water. This will help clean dirt and bacteria from your pores.

10. Papaya

Papaya fruit has a number of properties that help in the treatment of pimples. It is a good source of the antioxidant vitamin A, and it has enzymes that help reduce inflammation and make your skin soft and smooth.

*.Crush raw papaya pieces to extract its juice and apply it over the pimples. Leave it on for 10 to 15 minutes before rinsing it off.

*.To make a exfoliating face mask, mash some papaya pieces and add a little honey. Apply this paste on your face and massage gently. Leave it on until it dries completely and then rinse it off.